Humor - Spanish

¿Qué es mejor, una pila o una suegra?
- Una pila, porque por lo menos tiene un lado positivo. :-)

English translation:

What's better, a battery or a mother in law?
- A battery, because at least it has a positive side! :-)

Humor - Spanish

-¿Qué es tu padre?
Es banquero
-Pues debe ganar mucho dinero.
No creas, el negocio de los bancos de madera no va muy bien este año. :-) :-)

Literal translation:

- What's your dad (do)?
He's a banker.
- Then he should earn a lot of money.
Don't believe that, the business of wooden benches
is not going very well this year.

(note: the word 'banco' in Spanish can mean both bank, and bench.)

Humor - Spanish

Humor: lol

Jaimito le dice a su padre:
¡Papá, papá, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala!
¿Cuál es la buena Jaimito?
¡Que he aprobado todas!
¿Y la mala?
¡Que es mentira! :-) :-) :-)
Translation:

Jaimito says to his father:
- Dad, dad, I have good news and bad news!
- What's the good news?
- That I have passed all my exams!
- And the bad news?
- That it's a lie!! :-) :-) :-)

Humor - Spanish

Spanish Lessons - bailar - dance
I dance - yo bailo
you (fam) - tú bailas
he she you(form)- él/usted baila
we - nosotros bailamos
you (plur) - vosotros bailáis
they - ellos bailan

New and Budding Authors Sought

I am looking for budding authors at the moment, if you could write a chapter on a personal experience in your life with a positive outcome, and want to see it in print, then follow this link to find out how

https://www.lindasagementoring.com/Author_s_Club.html

Have a great day.
Regards
Linda

Long Term Rental COUNTRY Properties Available !!

We now have an Excellent Selection of Long Term Rental COUNTRY Properties available:

1. Nice property in Catral with 2.000 sqm of plot, swimming pool, gardens, 3 bedrooms, two bathrooms, new property with no furniture, price 800 euros for month

2. House in crevillente with 4 bedrooms, 1 bathroom, swimming pool 1.000 sqm of plot. Price: 450 euros month (old furniture)

3. Detached country house in Albatera with 5 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, gardens, swimming pool, furnished. Price: 650 euros per month

4. Crevillente - Nice new house with 10.000 sqm of fenced plot 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 600 euros month (not furnished)

5. Catral - nice new house with 3 bedrooms, 2 bathroons, swimming pool, 3.000 sqm of plot with gardens, etc, 900 euros month (furnished)

6. Aspe 5.000 sqm of plot with house 3 bedrooms, 1 bathroom. I believe this one is 550 euros month - I will check the price if you are interested. (not furnished)

7. Aspe - Nice little house furnished with 6.000 sqm of plot 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom, nice kitchen, lounge and porch, 450 euros month

To view please e-mail: [email protected]

Help the Hero´s Party

THANKS TO EACH AND EVERY PERSON THAT PARTICIPATED IN THE HELP FOR HEROS FESTIVAL HELD ON PARQUE DEL DUQUE ON SUNDAY THE 7TH AUG... INCLUDING GUESTS, OTHER PUB OWNERS, FRIENDS, AND ENTERTAINERS THAT ENTERTAINED FOR FREE... THE STAFF FOR THE LONG HOURS THEY WORKED THAT DAY... FIGURES TO BE REVEALED IN THE COMING DAYS... WATCH THIS SPACE. IT WS A FANTASTIC DAY IN SPITE OF THE HEAT...... THANK YOU ALL FROM PABLOS INTERNATIONAL BAR

Riots in London

The violence which erupted after a protest over the fatal shooting by police of Mark Duggan on Thursday gone out of hands! And now i think it has nothing to do with his death or anything else-now it's just an excuse for thugs to let loose..disgracefull! Teenagers and adults were said to have turned up in cars to Tottenham's retail park and filled their boots with stolen items, unimpeded by police.
Others arrived on foot and piled shopping trolleys high with looted electronic goods, a local woman said. I bet those people don't even know why the protests started in the first place..

At Last - Weekly Cabaret Dance Event in the region

Exciting news - a great new weekly cabaret dance
At last, a regular Saturday night cabaret dance to go to and it's raising money for Help at Home (Costa Blanca)!! The first will be on Saturday 20th August with Jukebox Legends and the fantastic Elvis 2000 cabaret (to celebrate the anniversary of the 34th year since the King passed away) and there will be FREE food available! There will be different acts performing weekly and these events will be fantastic value for money. If you love dancing and a fun night out, then get your tickets from AREA in the Filton Centre, Los Balcones or call 608908720 / 695135134 - more info at www.jukeboxpromotions.co.uk

FRIENDSHIP GROUP

FIRST THINGS FIRST
Having decided a friendship group/s within Paul Cunningham Nurses would be a good idea, I now need a small team of people to work with to make this happen and also an idea of what kind of response we will get if we organise a get together once a week. To start with one will be in Playa Flamanca Area and one will be in Quesada Area. If you would like to know more please contact me at [email protected] 966 713 503 / 639 318 526 If you live in a different area and are interested in a friendship group, either helping to organise one or being a member, please still send me an email as once the first two groups are up and running the plan is to expand into other areas. Everyone is welcome, couples, singles, ladies and gentlemen who's partner is working away or has a time consuming hobby, if you have any questions or just what to have a chat to see if this is for you then please get in touch. So far, many ot the people who have contacted me have said "I would just like to have someone to go to Sunday Lunch with, go for a coffee or go shopping with" if this could be you, then get in touch you have nothing to lose and so much to